Aroma Mugs

'There are only 4 tastes, but thousands of smells - believe me, you don't know what you're missing.'

'Smells all right to me, but then everything smells alright to me.'

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

Aromatherapy for Men

'By god that man stinks!'

An Excellent Nose for Wine.

Pheromones.

We have to stop surprising each other.

Mrs Jones's fish pie could be smelt for miles around!

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

'Aromatherapy? I like the sound of that!'

"What's the fun of smelling the Bougainvillea in paradise if I don't smell the envy on Facebook?"

"Actually - he's rather your 'Me, Jane ' sort of boy!"

"Well done, yes, it's a skunk scent. Concentrate though, can you smell the faint trace of perfume? It's a female skunk..."

Skunk in library reads from the '10 Best Smellers'.

The dashboard odormeter

Believe me, being called, 'Eau de Toilette' is not an insult.

"You're right, you DO smell like a wiener!"

"I was attracted by his edgy cynicism, but I hated his cologne."

"Honey, they just can't resist it."

I smell beer, Lance. You think that's fun? Try drinking some!

"I need a change. Normally, I just wear the faint odor of vague discomfort and unhappiness."

Nostrildamus.

Musty Old Book Shop Scent

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."

'Nothing for me, thanks -- I'm just here for the aroma therapy.'

Man with big nose smelling various things.

"Ambitions... To live next door to a Chinese takeaway."

Lavender under my pillow helps me sleep! At least until the hay fever kicks in!

"You're not happy with the perfume your husband bought you, are you?"

'Sarah, meet my carpool - mouth wash, hair spray and after shave.'

'What have you got today?' - 'If you don't smell it, we haven't got it.'

"I'm detecting notes of honeysuckle, apple, and. . . yes, freshly minted money."

"It's for people who have been using 'Obsession' too long."