Aroma Aesthete Mugs

Men's Fragrances

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

'Have you no common scents?!'

A Footnote - Self Portrait of Beardsley, Bound to the God of Nature

Et in Arcadia Ego

Aromatherapy for Men

'By god that man stinks!'

Pheromones.

Contents Page of the Savoy (No. 1)

Mrs Jones's fish pie could be smelt for miles around!

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

"Scents and scentsibility"

"Why waste money on perfume when his favorite scent is stuffed pork chops?"

'Bob will be with you in a moment. He's cleaning the filter to the wine-aroma-judging-device attached to his face.'

'Aromatherapy? I like the sound of that!'

"Well done, yes, it's a skunk scent. Concentrate though, can you smell the faint trace of perfume? It's a female skunk..."

"When I know he's had a rough day, I always put a few drops of lavender on the TV remote before he gets home."

"Actually - he's rather your 'Me, Jane ' sort of boy!"

"But do your mittens smell like chocolate chip cookies?"

"I love the smell of floral notes in the spring."

"You get your money back if your don't get laid in seven days."

Nature Scents Research Department.

"What's the fun of smelling the Bougainvillea in paradise if I don't smell the envy on Facebook?"

Acme Florist: Take Time For Some Aromatherapy!

Essential Oils/Forbidden Fruit.

Skunk in library reads from the '10 Best Smellers'.

The dashboard odormeter

"Hey - are those scented candles???"

Comedy of the Rhinegold- Incomplete Frontispiece

Puppy puts deodorant on the slippers.

Musty Old Book Shop Scent

"Honey, they just can't resist it."