Army Volunteer Gifts

Divisions of Drill

Banting in the Yeomanry

"Be kind"

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."

'Put a tick under 'very toxic'.' (New Orleans Toxic Clean-Up Team).

"I'm in nonprofit work for the money."

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

"The president is awarding the Medal of Honor to 24 Army veterans...whose heroism and gallantry were overlooked because of their race or ethnicity."

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

"We can't actually pay you, but your work will get a lot of exposure."

"In times like these we all have to pull together, to work flexibly. We need to operate outside of our traditional roles for the greater good."

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

'She knew we'd try to talk her-out of it.'

'For five years you can't get a single politician to take any notice of you...and then half a dozen turn up at once!'

"Tia Carmen, if times are tough, how come you're giving money away?"

'I thought it might help you get your mind off things. It's a story of hope and survival. Nothing at all like your story.'

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

Cares and woes.

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

"After spending thirty years creating models of early universe formation, I began to suspect that my work didn't make a shred of difference."

'I'm not sure my heart could take the excitement.'

'If you could roll up your sleeves, go behind the screen and plaster the wall.'

More people working in Voluntary sector than 2010.

Social Worker

"This one's for volunteering for field trips. This one's for planning the class holiday parties. . ."

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