Army Strong Pillows

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Servicemen.

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

Women's Martial Arts Center

Happy Labour Day: While you enjoy that last long weekend of summer, remember...there are some folks who aren't taking the weekend off.

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

"Hack back with all you've got!"

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

Veterans Day '20

The Generals medals

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

'This one is for Hide and Seek.'

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

'At last! Some decent kit.'

Defence Cuts: 'This is getting serious Sergeant, bring up the re-enforcements!'

'And this one is just today's grocery list from my wife.'

Support the Troops

"I've never liked 'im - he's an attention seeker!"

'This one is for not hinting in T.V. interviews that Burma's pacifists should be send WMPs.'

"Hon, where's the butter?"

'No, we are not going on an extreme picnic.'

General's Coin Toss

"And this one is for being faithful to my wife."

'Being a Drill Sergeant isn't s tough - all you got to know is how to count to four.'

'Hey, boys, I wouldn't tease the guerrillas - they will shoot.'

Army Doctor

My army drill instructors license plate is HUP-2-3-4.

"Mother, I'd like you to meet a member of the armed forces."

'I'd have a lot more of em if it weren't' for some jerks always looking for peaceful situations.'