Army Strong Pillows

"Hey, dad. We wanna play army before we go to bed. Can we have our toy medals back?"

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Imagining a Better World Isn't Really That Hard

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

Servicemen.

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

Women's Martial Arts Center

Happy Labour Day: While you enjoy that last long weekend of summer, remember...there are some folks who aren't taking the weekend off.

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

Basic training w/ GI Joe, Rambo, Bruce Lee, etc.

"Hack back with all you've got!"

"World War III? Hmm. O.K., but, remember, nobody gets hurt."

Veterans Day '20

"Let's see, this one is cherry flavored, I think this one is blueberry ..."

The Generals medals

'This one is for Hide and Seek.'

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

Tank driver wielding a slingshot.

'Every war game scenario I've run has you picking up the check.'

'At last! Some decent kit.'

Support the Troops

'This one is for not hinting in T.V. interviews that Burma's pacifists should be send WMPs.'

Defence Cuts: 'This is getting serious Sergeant, bring up the re-enforcements!'

'No, we are not going on an extreme picnic.'

"I've never liked 'im - he's an attention seeker!"

'And this one is just today's grocery list from my wife.'

"Hon, where's the butter?"

General's Coin Toss

Military man has pigeons lined up in front of him.

"And this one is for being faithful to my wife."

Army Doctor

'I'd have a lot more of em if it weren't' for some jerks always looking for peaceful situations.'

'Hey, boys, I wouldn't tease the guerrillas - they will shoot.'

My army drill instructors license plate is HUP-2-3-4.

'Being a Drill Sergeant isn't s tough - all you got to know is how to count to four.'