Armchair Scholar Pillows

Ernst Cassirer

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"Feel free to take notes."

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

The intellectual.

Turkish Democracy

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

The dangerous world of the armchair thinker

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

The Three Kinds of People

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

"I don't believe in egrets."

'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'

It's 10PM. Do you know who is in control of Pakistan's nukes?

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

"This may be Malcolm Gladwell talking, but we were married on the wrong day!"

"But, doctor, what are the advantages of living longer?"

"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."

'Are we watching business news or sports news?'

'Every team needs a role player. And your role on this team, Bill, is to sit at that desk and crunch numbers.'

Kim-Putin Summit

"Would you mind moving to your doggy bed? I'd like to sit in my chair. I know you can hear me. Your book is upside down."

"Just when I think things couldn’t get any worse, they replace The Lockhorns with Doonesbury!"

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

'Which channel would you like to tut at tonight?'