Armchair Scholar Mugs

Ernst Cassirer

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

"Feel free to take notes."

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

Canine obidience class: 'He wouldn't budge from the armchair.'

Turkish Democracy

The intellectual.

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

The dangerous world of the armchair thinker

"I should've never studied canon law."

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

The Last upper: Novus Ordo Style

The Three Kinds of People

"Lemme guess: You're struggling with the French press again."

It's 10PM. Do you know who is in control of Pakistan's nukes?

'What do you mean 'theoretically'? Everything we do is theoretical.'

"I don't believe in egrets."

'In this world, son, you've got to learn to push yourself.'

"This may be Malcolm Gladwell talking, but we were married on the wrong day!"

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

"But, doctor, what are the advantages of living longer?"

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

'Are we watching business news or sports news?'

'Every team needs a role player. And your role on this team, Bill, is to sit at that desk and crunch numbers.'

Kim-Putin Summit

"Just when I think things couldn’t get any worse, they replace The Lockhorns with Doonesbury!"

"Would you mind moving to your doggy bed? I'd like to sit in my chair. I know you can hear me. Your book is upside down."

"I'm back from Russia. Putin offered me a Dacha to say he's an honest man."

Oh, the usual. They're watching 'American Idol' and I'm watching Americans idle.