Arithmetic Pillows

Math Department: Subtract two knocks from three to enter.

'It won't do you any good! You can't run from your math problems!'

'But if you need someone for the intangibles...'

'Sure, I know what that is. . . it's a straight!'

"Frank, I need your help. The computers are down, but I was told you know how to multiply two numbers together."

'I got it wrong, didn't I?'

"I passed the three R's. Now I need some R and R!"

"One two tree"

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

"No, we do not need a fact-checker."

"The numbers just don't add up."

"The physicists doubt it, the chemists want to change it, the psychologists are trying to interpret it and the biologists don't care."

"But it's helping me learn my math!"

"You forgot to carry the one."

'I have a math test tomorrow, Sir, and I could use a godsend multiplicationwise.'

'I tried to call the math hotline, but predictably, I got the wrong number.'

'I'll give you a clue. The answer is a number, not a fruit.'

'Boy, math sure would be a lot easier if we studied it in base zero instead of base ten.'

'Three-toed sloth math...' '3+3=6. All computation is based on that.'

'I can't count on my fingers you see, so that's why I have to be good at mental arithmetic.'

'I march to a different arithmetic.'

'It's been done.'

'I know a lot of numbers, but not in order.'

Math Prodigy, Bobby Lesko

'My name is Jeremy and I approved this message.'

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

Math Dreams