Argumentative Soul Gifts

I'm tired of bickering, Gloria. Me, too. Let's argue.

'Every time I win an argument, he goes off on a Crusade to sulk.'

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

Annual run-off at the mouth.

Zenemies.

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

Pastorius wonders why.

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

"Careful. That house has a taser."

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

Rodin's Thinker.

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

"You do realise that the post is only part time, no more than 70 or 80 hours a week."

A man on a giant book poses as Rodin's The Thinker.

Prosecution bears the burden of proof. Defense bears the burden of twisting and distorting said proof.

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

'This course in philosophy is not designed to teach you how to make a living. I will be teaching you how to make a life.'

"It's something new I've been trying. Social scientists call it 'Productive Disagreement.'"

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

"Not enough money is being spent on safety, so be careful."

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

Boss and worker communicating in exclaimation marks.

"Wow, these are great cartoons! We have to let them go, and anyway, cartoonists are on the endangered species list..."

"I'd appreciate a little more reacting to my ranting."

"Sure, you can use the bathroom. But, you have to put your request in writing and send three copies to the personnel department."

'Why can't you just think irrationally every once in a while?'

"Why don't we compromise... you admit I'm right and I'll agree with you."

"If global warming is a left wing plot... it's a very good one."

World crisis

Gore Vidal

'It was definitely a bang. You heard it, I heard it, end of discussion.'