Argentinian Pride Pillows

Sergio Aguero

'Look on the bright side, more gay marriages means fewer abortions.'

Bring flag factories back to America.

We would have come to you sooner, but he wouldn't ask for directions.

'If there were such a thing as reincarnation, I would prefer to come back as myself, of course.'

'Miss Harrison said it's a better report than the ones you used to get when you were in her class.'

"He's two onths old and already drooling at a four-month-old level."

'Is it politically correct to be more or less ashamed than usual of being English today?'

Greece

Canada, a country of peace and beaver tails. Happy Canada Day!

RIP Diego Maradona.

"Congratulations! It's a doctor!"

Maradona memorial.

Flunkey asking for a larger salary and not happy to be compared to a lower order of clergy

"Accepting the applause for Mr. Fontana—Mr. Fontana's mother."

'Out batted, out bowled, out fielded!'

George Washington

England Football Team HQ: Gone Out in Second Round

Yes, Wiccan!

The theraputic quality of the World Cup only comes to the fore with a good xenophobic thrashing of foreigners.

"For Hispanic Heritage Month, I declare myself...queen of Hispanic heritage!"

Cristina Kirchner

It's quite remarkable - your baby looks exactly the same as every other baby I've ever seen

'How sweet he is! A real angel!'

Pride Month

Scottish Lady