Argentinian Pride Prints

Sergio Aguero

Lionel Messi

"Well, I'm sad for Gloria...she's gonna be bummed out when I'm twice as successful as she is."

'Look on the bright side, more gay marriages means fewer abortions.'

Bring flag factories back to America.

We would have come to you sooner, but he wouldn't ask for directions.

Star-Spangled Danner Episode 9

"Isn't that adorable?"

'If there were such a thing as reincarnation, I would prefer to come back as myself, of course.'

'Miss Harrison said it's a better report than the ones you used to get when you were in her class.'

'Is it politically correct to be more or less ashamed than usual of being English today?'

Sergio Kun Aguero

"He's two onths old and already drooling at a four-month-old level."

Canada, a country of peace and beaver tails. Happy Canada Day!

Greece

"Congratulations! It's a doctor!"

RIP Diego Maradona.

Maradona memorial.

Footballers - Diego Maradonna

Flunkey asking for a larger salary and not happy to be compared to a lower order of clergy

Whatever you do, don't ask him about his children… God's wallet.

"Accepting the applause for Mr. Fontana—Mr. Fontana's mother."

'Out batted, out bowled, out fielded!'

George Washington

Diego Maradona

England Football Team HQ: Gone Out in Second Round

"For Hispanic Heritage Month, I declare myself...queen of Hispanic heritage!"

The theraputic quality of the World Cup only comes to the fore with a good xenophobic thrashing of foreigners.

Yes, Wiccan!

Cristina Kirchner

War Memorial

Ernie is producing a new TV show! Contestant musicians play their national anthem, and judges pick winners in various categories. Some of the anthems we'll hear on the next show are "O Canada" from Canada ... "Jana Gana Mana" from India ... "Meda Dau Doka" from Fiji ... "Patria Amada" from Mozambique ... and "God Save the Queen" from the United Kingdom! Ernie, I think your show is very good ... but you create some confusion by calling it "The Country Music Awards."

It's quite remarkable - your baby looks exactly the same as every other baby I've ever seen

'How sweet he is! A real angel!'

Maradona: 'Just play like I used to play!'