Arena Antics Lover Pillows

"Before you kiss me good night, will you promise me there's no Kiss-Cam showing it somewhere?"

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

Stubborn Horse

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

Dog ignores angry cat.

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

"It's an all-they-didn't-eat buffet."

'So... Who's chasing who?'

Cat makes a dog pound cake with dog cather inside.

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

"My dog chased a squirrel up my pantleg!"

Working On Silly String Theory.

Atomic Bear: Part 2

Cat scratches dog's car.

Namastayyy

"Look, Mommy. Puppy already knows a trick! What should we call him?" "How about 'Scooter.'"

'The centre-forward wins a foul!'

'Please bow your head and cough. I need to check your hairballs.'

'That's the one that attacked me, officer! The one with the stupid look on his face!'

'This is going to be good. He's sitting on an ant hill.'

'We admire your industriousness, Ken, but you're flooding Human Resources again!'

'Are you sure its a purbred?'

Conservative, daring, dramatic, defiant.

Dog Walking on Stilts

A dog banging a snare drum.

'Let's do the Good Dog, Bad Dog routine.'

"It doesn't work on geese."

"Then maybe you should just tell me what you want for your birthday instead of saying you don't care."

"Do you or do you not have any wool, and if so, how many bags full?"

'Let's go over this again. Anything that hits the floor is yours, with the following exceptions...'

"Heyyy! Where the hell did you learn that trick?"