Arena Antics Lover Pillows

"Before you kiss me good night, will you promise me there's no Kiss-Cam showing it somewhere?"

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

Stubborn Horse

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

Dog ignores angry cat.

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

'So... Who's chasing who?'

"It's an all-they-didn't-eat buffet."

"My dog chased a squirrel up my pantleg!"

'Good work Jenkins Whisting the National anthem Genius'

"Look, Mommy. Puppy already knows a trick! What should we call him?" "How about 'Scooter.'"

Cat scratches dog's car.

'The centre-forward wins a foul!'

'That's the one that attacked me, officer! The one with the stupid look on his face!'

"Then maybe you should just tell me what you want for your birthday instead of saying you don't care."

'This is going to be good. He's sitting on an ant hill.'

Dog Walking on Stilts

"It doesn't work on geese."

Conservative, daring, dramatic, defiant.

'Let's do the Good Dog, Bad Dog routine.'

A dog banging a snare drum.

'We admire your industriousness, Ken, but you're flooding Human Resources again!'

'Are you sure its a purbred?'

'Let's go over this again. Anything that hits the floor is yours, with the following exceptions...'

"Do you or do you not have any wool, and if so, how many bags full?"

"Heyyy! Where the hell did you learn that trick?"

"I don't get you. You can soft shoe, play the ukulele and juggle, but you can't fetch a pair of slippers."