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'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

Patient looks at doctor's head: 'Hang on, if you're a real doctor how come that thing says 'Arctic Monkeys' on it?'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

"Goodness, grandma. What big deposits you made in offshore accounts without declaring it."

"Damn, I forgot to pack a jumper."

"Well thank you, and may I say you look quite handsome too..."

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

'Sir, it's those monkeys we sent into space in 1959... They're back!'

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

"Don't disturb Daddy darling: he's just received his new issue of "Basic Tools Monthly"..."

"That's ridiculous. I do not have a superiority complex."

'And no doubt you'll be pleased to hear, the pay's crap.'

'If you think using a stick is evolutionary, wait till you try one these dipped in chocolate.'

So, how are you planning on eating that?

"Look, Gwen!...Beak warmers!"

'I composed the ad jingle in my dreams: 'Hey, this flying monkey's the one for you ...'.'

"The scientists are coming back to study us, so I want you both to be on your best behaviour this time!"

"And unlimited freezer space, naturally..."

Flashpoint: Arctic!

"Don't make us warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

"Bill!..That woman staring at you from the bushes, isn't that Jane Goodall"

Jane Goodall patiently gains the trust of her subjects in an unpublicized research project.

'Make up your mind. Do you want to be rescued or not?'

"You threw the wrench again, didn't you?"

'Okay, let me see your hands, your feet, and that wily prehensile tail...'

'I, for one, am sick of this 'King of the Apes' business! I demand a Republic!'

'Come on, stop playing and eat your dinner before it freezes again...'

"My dad didn't get what he wanted for Christmas, so he went into his usual rage-display! So embarrassing..."

'And we feel like, in a sense, you've outgrown the job.'

'Why do you always bid on projects in the coldest places possible?'

The Boise Chapter of the Polar Bear Club celebrates the news that it's been given 'Endangered Species' status.

'Or there's a budget treatment with one of our trainees...'