Arcane Theorist Prints

'What happened between design and development?'

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

"They’re real."

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

Deer against capital punishment about to be shot.

'I'm sorry young lady, but you're not old enough to be free range!'

'This potion will get you promoted but I can't guarantee a bonus.'

Bad news I'm afraid. Our universe is shrinking!

"....one minute I'm there - chewing the cud - the next, I get this urge to lead!"

"I charge by the grain."

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

"Why can't they call it a 'Deer' or a 'Squirrel' market?"

"Concentrate everyone! This question will be asked and you need to be prepared!"

'Don't follow my example and become a beast of burden: Study hard at school!'

"I'm sorry your girlfriend left you, Frank...but you must concentrate on the job!"

Magus

"Get your ass back on the road, Pythagoras!"

"And that, son, is where chickens come from."

"I was going to go to the other slop trough, but the music's always too loud."

"Can you milk a cow?"

'These lousy free-range chickens think that they just own the whole world!'

Above a fisherman a flying saucer hovers dangling a worm on a hook.

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of working with goats are the hardest.'

'Let's see... two clucks, three baas, one quack, two oinks, and eight neighs- once again, the neighs have it.'

"Of course you can't replicate my experiments. That's the beauty of them."

It's not enough just to 'milk me'...what's my motivation? Do I want to be milked?

'I'd give anything to be able to sit down.'

Speculators and Food Production

'Why don't you try to think outside of the trough once in a while?'

You B*****D