Road Crossing Theorist Prints

"Are those noodles?"

The fate of the emigrant

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

Bluesman's Hospital - Looking back it does seem kinda stupid to be standing at the crossroads."

"A road yet uncrossed, My heart takes wing at the sight - The journey is life."

Chicken: the one-man show

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

'I see you crossing a road...'

"For your information, officer, I was not ‘texting’ – I was reviewing candidate applications for fellowship grants!"

'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'

Last Real Tough-Minded Thinking for 200 Miles

Traffic Lights Medicine

'Existential truckstop'

"I crossed the road, doctor and I loved it!"

"Concentrate everyone! This question will be asked and you need to be prepared!"

Ducks crossing the Red Sea.

"I cross therefore I am."

The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.

Philosopher's Tours - Honk If You Know the Meaning of Life.

"Getting back across the road is gonna be the hard part."

"I would have been driven out of my mind if the lanes hadn't been closed."

Self-Reflecting Pool

Don't walk while cross.

"He got laid off six months ago. Been pounding the pavement ever since."

An Autobahn with an automatic transmission control

Roadwork ahead: Proceed cautiously and from love rather than negativity.

The End.

Road sign reads: Gestalt Est, Zen Yoga and San Bernardino.