Road Crossing Theorist Prints

"Are those noodles?"

The fate of the emigrant

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

The Chicken Who Crossed the Road, in therapy. My motives are always being questioned!

After I crossed the road, I began to ask myself why I did anything.

"How can you cross the road so decisively? I have to stop halfway across every time to rethink it."

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

Lane restricted to cars with three or more persons at least one of whom is a woman or visible minority.

Bluesman's Hospital - Looking back it does seem kinda stupid to be standing at the crossroads."

Chicken: the one-man show

"A road yet uncrossed, My heart takes wing at the sight - The journey is life."

"Road construction used to bother me. But compared to all the craziness going on in the world, I'll take this any day."

'I see you crossing a road...'

'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'

"For your information, officer, I was not ‘texting’ – I was reviewing candidate applications for fellowship grants!"

Last Real Tough-Minded Thinking for 200 Miles

Traffic Lights Medicine

'Existential truckstop'

"Concentrate everyone! This question will be asked and you need to be prepared!"

"I crossed the road, doctor and I loved it!"

Ducks crossing the Red Sea.

"I cross therefore I am."

Philosopher's Tours - Honk If You Know the Meaning of Life.

"Getting back across the road is gonna be the hard part."

"I would have been driven out of my mind if the lanes hadn't been closed."

The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.

Self-Reflecting Pool

Don't walk while cross.

An Autobahn with an automatic transmission control

"He got laid off six months ago. Been pounding the pavement ever since."

Roadwork ahead: Proceed cautiously and from love rather than negativity.

The End.