Arboretum Gifts

Tree to man carrying it, 'plant me there!'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

Seagiraffes

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

Horror movies

Doing the borders.

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"First time pruning?"

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Lazy Octopus

Piranhaclaus

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Horti-Culture

Rose Garden

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Garden Goddess.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

Garden.

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."