Arboretum Gifts

Tree to man carrying it, 'plant me there!'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

Seagiraffes

Gardener clipping topiary stairs

Something Wilted This Way Comes.

"First time pruning?"

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Doing the borders.

Horror movies

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

Horti-Culture

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Piranhaclaus

Rose Garden

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

Lazy Octopus

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Garden Goddess.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

Garden.

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Award Winning Gardener

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."