Arachnophobic Art Lover Gifts

'And this is the lesser-known: 'It made me scream''.

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

"Outré or simply bad?"

"I think I'm in the wrong kind of spin class!"

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

"The Defendant must stop trying to side-step every question the prosecution asks!"

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

'Bernice . . . could you come in here please? Bring a can of hairspray and a cigarette lighter!'

Modern Art 'D Hirst' and 'A Nutter'

"I'll be back in an hour—do not play with the weapons."

"So this is fun---the artist is actually with us tonight."

"Really Miss Jones...all this fuss over a silly little spider!"

"It's one of my early works from before I could afford paint."

"Great location. Let's check it out."

"You've hung this picture upside down!!"

'He won't go back into his house until I check to make sure the spider is gone.'

"Working with high net worth clients can bring its own challenges."

"I live in the Brooklyn arrondissement."

"Don't kill it. The eat bugs."

'My mother is a black widow, my wife is a black widow...'

Horror

'If you can read this, call the missing kids' hotline.'

Overkill

After immobilising it's prey, the Tasmanian Death Spider prefers to suck out the innards with a bendy straw.

"I see spiders on Mars! Do you know what that means? "we need to send an exterminator?"

Caveman Painting An Anachronistic Piece In The Style Of Warhol

'You've been drinking again.'

Toupee shop showcases hairy head covering.

What really frightened Miss Muffet away,

Spider Horror Movies