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'And this is the lesser-known: 'It made me scream''.

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

"Outré or simply bad?"

"I think I'm in the wrong kind of spin class!"

"The Defendant must stop trying to side-step every question the prosecution asks!"

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

Little Miss Muffet's Graduation.

'What's our stockbroker doing in the shower? Quick! Run and get me a rolled up copy of the Wall Street Journal!'

'Bernice . . . could you come in here please? Bring a can of hairspray and a cigarette lighter!'

Modern Art 'D Hirst' and 'A Nutter'

"I'll be back in an hour—do not play with the weapons."

"So this is fun---the artist is actually with us tonight."

"Really Miss Jones...all this fuss over a silly little spider!"

"It's one of my early works from before I could afford paint."

"You've hung this picture upside down!!"

"Great location. Let's check it out."

"He wants to know if we've got a more dog-eared copy?"

"I live in the Brooklyn arrondissement."

'If you can read this, call the missing kids' hotline.'

"Don't kill it. The eat bugs."

'My mother is a black widow, my wife is a black widow...'

'He won't go back into his house until I check to make sure the spider is gone.'

Horror

"Working with high net worth clients can bring its own challenges."

Overkill

Toupee shop showcases hairy head covering.

After immobilising it's prey, the Tasmanian Death Spider prefers to suck out the innards with a bendy straw.

'You've been drinking again.'

Spider Horror Movies

Wussapalooka

Caveman Painting An Anachronistic Piece In The Style Of Warhol

"I see spiders on Mars! Do you know what that means? "we need to send an exterminator?"