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"Eventually, Howard wants to dump himself in the Atlantic and serve as an artificial reef for fish."

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"The anger management consultant said he wasn't going to alter his **** dates at this t****stage which fits in with the 'managing change' consultant who said it was to late to change her plans..."

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

'So what have you been up to?'

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

'What a control freak!'

'I've worked out that all you need for a summer blockbuster is...'

'I see you've renamed your portfolios Moe, Larry and Curley.'

Whale with a 'N.I.M.B.Y' Sign

Building in the countryside

"This better be important."

Fish Food

"You don't have to worry about using up your minutes."

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

Dreams of Spring...

"The kindergarteners have breached their classroom confines, and are headed this way. We'll be overrun within minutes. What should we do?"

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

'And that's the quickest way out of the car park after the game.'

The whole club stands behind the coach...

"One day son, all this will be yours."

School Trip To The Beach

Basic Shelter.

With Running Lanes/Without Running Lanes

'He's using a cheat sheet, ump! Can he do that?'

"Want to have a few pies after work?"

A Gardener's Calendar: January - This is the most convenient time to work out your plans for the year.

"It's true that the basement's flooded, but it's stocked."

'There's something I should tell you Boris. . . I'm actually right-brained.'

'Look at that spread. Some fish have it so good.'

"Personally, I don't trust weathermen. They change their story every day!"

'This shows where the swimming pool will be placed.'

Finally - a software package that makes it snap to write that novel.