Aquarium Wit Pillows

"If I had the abortion we wouldn't be eating so good."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Seagiraffes

Horror movies

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Lazy Octopus

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

Piranhaclaus

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

"I don't do windows."

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

Leak in the fish tank.

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

"I think it loves us."

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

"Well, this isn't really going anywhere if you don't like public displays of affection."

'I wish I was creative'

"Lap fish..."

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

"Guide to physical comedy fish"