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'Hey, buddy. . . do you mind if I crash with you for a bit? She kicked me out of the house.'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Seagiraffes

Horror movies

Piranhaclaus

Lazy Octopus

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Pets.

"Look, children are just pathetic substitutes for people who can't have pets."

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

"I don't do windows."

Leak in the fish tank.

"I think it loves us."

"These are my fish cymbalta, otezla, skyrizi, vraylar and stelara!"

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"I'd love to help out but I'm barely keeping my head below water now."

Fishbowl rebellion.

"Just water for me, please."