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"No, actually I am a large mouth tenor."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Bring your own inflatable.

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Civilized Salmon

French horn.

Lifesaver!

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

A family playing in the sea

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'The 79 cent fish ate the $2.50 fish - shall I charge him $3.29 for it now?'

"Can you imagine the start they give their own offspring?"

"I thought it was deeper here."

Children playing around a water pump

"I'm addicted to water."

'The oceans are vast, yet we never go anywhere!'

"He never takes me anywhere."

Freddie's water

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

Swimming Champion.

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

At Michawl Phelps' baptism.

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

Marine Band

"If you drink eight glasses of water every day, you'll due fully hydrated."