Aqua Ensemble Enthusiast Pillows

"No, actually I am a large mouth tenor."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Bring your own inflatable.

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

Civilized Salmon

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

French horn.

Lifesaver!

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

A family playing in the sea

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'The 79 cent fish ate the $2.50 fish - shall I charge him $3.29 for it now?'

"I'm addicted to water."

"He never takes me anywhere."

"I thought it was deeper here."

Freddie's water

Children playing around a water pump

'The oceans are vast, yet we never go anywhere!'

"Can you imagine the start they give their own offspring?"

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

Swimming Champion.

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

"If you drink eight glasses of water every day, you'll due fully hydrated."

Marine Band

"We should've stayed on land, and grown feet and kicked ass."