Aqua Admirers Pillows

"I'm addicted to water."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

Pipe Dream.

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Horror movies

The one that got away

Piranhaclaus

Artifishial Intelligence

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Easter Island Shades...

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"Beds are not made for jumping on."

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

'Actually, most brides would find being stranded on a deserted beach very romantic...'

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"It makes me want to pee."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Bottle-nosed Dolphins.

With Wally the hermit crab showing no signs of life, Shirley yields to her kids' pleas and performs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

I read on Candorville.com that was rank 29,705th in the world when it comes to attention spans. What? Aren't there only 196 countries? The article didn't just include human countries. It included the various animal kingdoms and the plant republics. Did you know that Americans have an eight-second attention span ... but the goldfish who live in little Lionel Brown's aquarium kingdom at 1492 MLK Way in Candorville have a nine-second attention span? Are you sure you weren't reading a humor column?