Aqua Admirers Pillows

"I'm addicted to water."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Pipe Dream.

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

Horror movies

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

The one that got away

Piranhaclaus

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Artifishial Intelligence

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

'Actually, most brides would find being stranded on a deserted beach very romantic...'

"It makes me want to pee."

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

'I can't find a dry martini anywhere.'

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

Bottle-nosed Dolphins.

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"