April 15th Pillows

IRS tax forms.

IRS Forms - 'I'd like the short form instead. . .'

Death and Taxes

'Only one thing could be worse than paying income tax...' '..Not having to pay it.'

'Definitely not unusual behavior this time of year, but certainly seldom witnessed!'

"Oh, no. Death AND taxes."

'Well at least you've got your health.'

'... And I appreciate that you've 'saved the world from certain doom on numerous occasions', but you still have to pay your taxes.'

Lots of famous art may have been inspired by taxes. Jackson Pollack's "Number 5" could be a visual representation of global regulations. And perhaps Rodin's "The Thinker" is a man trying to understand those rules. Maybe Roy Lichtenstein's "Ohhh ... Alright ..." shows a woman being told to continue holding to get her tax question answered. And they there's Edvard Munch's "The Scream" ... Nothing makes you feel like that more than preparing a tax return!

Tax relief

'Do we know you guys?'

Personalized Tax-Return Mailers.

'Do you remember the good old days when April 15 was the only 'fiscal cliff' people worried about?'

'You'd be grouchy too if you awoke from a nice long nap and had to file income taxes.'

'Finley's working on the tax code.'

"I can't see how you can possibly extract any more out of me."

"Oh Gracie, you make tax evasion sound so adorable."

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'What do you want first - The bad news or the even badder news?'

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Online form - Submit.

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Clown on bike.

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

'Actually, accounting is an exact science.'

Here and There Trays