April Fool's Day (tax Day In Some Regions) Pillows

'You have to reconcile your gross habits with your net income.'

No, I didn't know they were going to cut the office furniture budget in half.

'What do you want first - The bad news or the even badder news?'

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

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"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

Clown on bike.

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Here and There Trays

'Actually, accounting is an exact science.'

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

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"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

'Your shoe's untied.'

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

Fast food. Even faster food

'I'm sorry, but everyone is in a meeting.'

Assault 'n' Vinegar

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

Bubble Gum Farms.

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

'You know too much,'

'What's wrong now?'