April 15th Prints

IRS tax forms.

IRS Forms - 'I'd like the short form instead. . .'

Death and Taxes

'Only one thing could be worse than paying income tax...' '..Not having to pay it.'

'Definitely not unusual behavior this time of year, but certainly seldom witnessed!'

"Oh, no. Death AND taxes."

'Well at least you've got your health.'

'... And I appreciate that you've 'saved the world from certain doom on numerous occasions', but you still have to pay your taxes.'

Tax relief

'Do we know you guys?'

Personalized Tax-Return Mailers.

'Do you remember the good old days when April 15 was the only 'fiscal cliff' people worried about?'

'You'd be grouchy too if you awoke from a nice long nap and had to file income taxes.'

'Finley's working on the tax code.'

"I can't see how you can possibly extract any more out of me."

"Oh Gracie, you make tax evasion sound so adorable."

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'What do you want first - The bad news or the even badder news?'

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Online form - Submit.

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

Smart Ass - Wise Ass

Clown on bike.

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

'Actually, accounting is an exact science.'

Here and There Trays

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

'It's a difficult job, he needed a bigger than average 'stress ball'.'

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."