Appy Hour Advocate Gifts

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"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

Happy Hour

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

Beers

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

The Reaper's Arms

"I love these off-site business meetings."

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"Not much. Just enjoying my post-lunch bounce."

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

Prawn Cocktail Please

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"If it's my pride, I'm not here"

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

Infinity Tavern

Cell Bar & Grill. Happy Hour All Day. The new owner is an endorphin.

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

"I lost some intellectual property here last night. Anybody remember what the hell I was talking about?"

'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'

"You're going to regret this in the morning."

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."