Happy Hour Seeker Gifts

"I'm nothing and yet, I'm all I can think about."

'You guys just missed happy hour.'

Happy Hour in the desert.

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

Happy Hour

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

Beers

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

Best Before 5th Pint.

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

"Not much. Just enjoying my post-lunch bounce."

Ask not for whom happy hour ends. It ends for thee.

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"I love these off-site business meetings."

"As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from restless dreams, transformed into a monstrous vermin, he thought to himself: never again bourbon and tequila in the same night, and this time, I mean it."

The Reaper's Arms

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

Infinity Tavern