Approaching Fortieth Birthday Gifts

RAF Rapidly Approaching Forty

"Your contents have shifted."

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Inside One's Memory Bank

Treat Dispensers for the Middle-Aged

"Oh, please. Lord, no ... I'm only 50! No, please – anything but reading glasses!"

"You're in perfect health and look half your age – I'm prescribing something to help you shut up about it."

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

The Gingerbread Man Hits 50.

Middle Age: When you finally get your head together, and your body starts to fall apart!

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

"Don't think of this birthday as you're getting older. Think of it as being one day closer to irritable bowel syndrome."

'Many Happy Redundan... HA! RETURNS of the day, Mackay.'

"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."

The summer of her 39th year, Eleanor could be found most evenings on a hill (known locally as Robert's Hump) doing aerobics of her own devising.

'Push'n 50, but ya still got it!!'

Midlife: You Are Here.

'Great news, Methuselah Tests show you'll live to be 100!'

"Just when I’ve reconciled the fact that I’m in my 40s, my 50th birthday shows up."

'After the age of fifty the 'c' word always means colonoscopy.'

"Gee....Al's losing his pimento!...."

Middle-Aged Man Celebrates Birthday Riding Escalator Without Holding Handrail!

Middle Age: When an 'All Nighter' means you didn't have to get up to pee!

"Do you know the biggest thing I've learned in my thirty nine years?"

'They say ninety is the new eighty.'

Manopause: The time when a man has more hair growing out of his nose and ears than he does his head.

Phil at Fifty: Still Trying to Find Himself

A la recherche des cheveux perdus.

Getting old...

Master Humphrey's visionary friends

'Mildred....is that you?'