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Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

"I'm good at ticking boxes."

Education and Apprenticeships

'I've been told I have Rembrandt's golden glow.'

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

A butcher and his apprentice.

'So, how was flight school?'

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

Man behind stage to lady about professor with person under podium: 'That's Professor Allen's understudy.'

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

"I guess I always wanted to be an electrician. As a little boy, I ran away to join the circuits."

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

'Of course the swing is important, just don't allow it to pull focus from the neck.'

Builder's School

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice, Lord Mayor of London.

'When you're right, you're right. When you're wrong, you're fired.'

"I'd like to apply for the work-study program."

'Bill, you messed up again. You built the second floor on top of the third floor.'

"Go to sleep, Harold... you've prepared enough for the third years!"

'We must now come to spacing of the letters - I can't charge a customer for an extra cake...'

'How long did you intern with Grandma before you became a full-fledged Mom?'

"Sure, he's ascended to a god-like state. But from what I hear, he's still on his family's cell phone plan."

Shaker Timeouts

'You put the fortunes in AFTER you bake the cookies!'

Mr. Pecksniff discharges a duty which he owes to society