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Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

'It's a new technique for training interns: suture by numbers,'

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

"I'm good at ticking boxes."

Education and Apprenticeships

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

'I've been told I have Rembrandt's golden glow.'

Red Arrows Rookies

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

'So, how was flight school?'

A butcher and his apprentice.

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

Man behind stage to lady about professor with person under podium: 'That's Professor Allen's understudy.'

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

"I guess I always wanted to be an electrician. As a little boy, I ran away to join the circuits."

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

'Of course the swing is important, just don't allow it to pull focus from the neck.'

"I'd like to apply for the work-study program."

'When you're right, you're right. When you're wrong, you're fired.'

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice, Lord Mayor of London.

Builder's School

'Bill, you messed up again. You built the second floor on top of the third floor.'

"Go to sleep, Harold... you've prepared enough for the third years!"

'We must now come to spacing of the letters - I can't charge a customer for an extra cake...'

I don't care if your friend has a flight simulator. You're going to learn to fly on your own.

'How long did you intern with Grandma before you became a full-fledged Mom?'

Mr. Pecksniff discharges a duty which he owes to society

'You put the fortunes in AFTER you bake the cookies!'

"I'd pay you the living wage, but well, you know..."

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