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"I'm good at ticking boxes."

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

"I'm not sure about this new trainee - he asked me when does he get to see the actual ropes."

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

Education and Apprenticeships

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

'I've been told I have Rembrandt's golden glow.'

A butcher and his apprentice.

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

Man behind stage to lady about professor with person under podium: 'That's Professor Allen's understudy.'

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

'Well, that does not yet look like a wall. Try it again, Liam!'

Boy Learning Violin With Ear Muffs.

"I guess I always wanted to be an electrician. As a little boy, I ran away to join the circuits."

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

'Of course the swing is important, just don't allow it to pull focus from the neck.'

'When you're right, you're right. When you're wrong, you're fired.'

Builder's School

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice, Lord Mayor of London.

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

"I'd like to apply for the work-study program."

A sudden draft. The moment he first felt comfortable calling himself a plumber.

'Bill, you messed up again. You built the second floor on top of the third floor.'

"Let me know if I'm going too fast for you."

I don't care if your friend has a flight simulator. You're going to learn to fly on your own.

'We must now come to spacing of the letters - I can't charge a customer for an extra cake...'

The children who can't handle dialog will play trees and bushes. They'll be scenery and not heard!

'You'll be on a leash for the first six months.'

'How long did you intern with Grandma before you became a full-fledged Mom?'

Mr. Pecksniff discharges a duty which he owes to society