Appreciates Cartoon Absurdities Gifts

'Ken, what have you rejected?' 'The rabbit droppings Noel!'

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

'Incidentally, our health insurance has limited eye coverage.'

Carpool lane (a car driving into a long pool).

"I think he just ashed on me."

God Bless America, God Help Syria

Father Sinead takes confession.... "You did F%!&>$G what, you C%*T!"

In Which the CEO Takes a Meeting with His Pet Senator

'It's a bill collector!'

NHS Suicide Counselling

"We can't have Single Payer - what will people do without claim denials and endless hoops to jump through?"

Jim Jr. never felt like he fit in with the rest of his family.

'He thinks he's the cat's meow ever since he was made department head.'

'Evil Olive'- An evil olive has taken out his co-workers with cocktail swords.

"He calls himself orange roughy, but I remember when his name was slimehead."

Blame the Victims

"Be careful of what you say. The CEO is listening in."

The Jeremy Corbyn Smear-Athon

"See that guy over there? Used to be a real headliner."

Minister's File

Feet Off the Ground

"...and I can assure you that our price increases will be more competitive than those of other providers."

New chess piece: Cat - It can go wherever it wants, or not go anywhere at all.

Battery Farm Housing

"You must be the demolition team."

Golfer in a tree.

We're going to have to let you go. Your job's been outsourced to a teenager with a laptop in India.

Need to know basis

Innovation department.

"And what exactly is it about my coaching style you find so 'intimidating'?"

Misread medical policy.

Another myth dispelled.

Eskimos Rowing Out to Igloo