Appreciates Cartoon Absurdities Gifts

'Ken, what have you rejected?' 'The rabbit droppings Noel!'

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

'Incidentally, our health insurance has limited eye coverage.'

Carpool lane (a car driving into a long pool).

God Bless America, God Help Syria

"I think he just ashed on me."

Father Sinead takes confession.... "You did F%!&>$G what, you C%*T!"

NHS Suicide Counselling

'It's a bill collector!'

'Evil Olive'- An evil olive has taken out his co-workers with cocktail swords.

'He thinks he's the cat's meow ever since he was made department head.'

"He calls himself orange roughy, but I remember when his name was slimehead."

Jim Jr. never felt like he fit in with the rest of his family.

Minister's File

"We can't have Single Payer - what will people do without claim denials and endless hoops to jump through?"

"See that guy over there? Used to be a real headliner."

"Be careful of what you say. The CEO is listening in."

"...and I can assure you that our price increases will be more competitive than those of other providers."

Golfer in a tree.

New chess piece: Cat - It can go wherever it wants, or not go anywhere at all.

Battery Farm Housing

We're going to have to let you go. Your job's been outsourced to a teenager with a laptop in India.

Need to know basis

"You must be the demolition team."

Innovation department.

Misread medical policy.

Another myth dispelled.

Eskimos Rowing Out to Igloo

'This is the first hydrochloric factory to run on wind power'