Appliance Collector Prints

"I'm in way over my head"

'I think it's time to tell him he was adopted, Honey.'

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

'It seats two comfortably.'

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!'

As you like it - One way of catching fish

"Please feel free to browse."

"I like wine gadgets more than I like the wine!"

Hague Convention Defied! Failure of the new Tommy-Scalder.

"What's that smell?" "A paper cut."

Why Running Away Together Is Not a Very Good Idea...

Doubling Gloucester Cheeses

Mostly Identified Flying Objects

Jazz Bagpipes

Large Whist Party in Small Room

"It's our largest truck...and it comes with a spare car."

"I'll be honest with you, I have no idea what half of this equipment does, but it looks pretty cool, don't you think?"

"Relax. I've come for your toaster."

'You've got irritable bowl syndrome.'

Cuckoo blender

A toaster plays fetch

"Good Boy." (Dog sits in chair, reading newspaper. Next to him, on a table, is a trophy inscribed with "Good Boy.")

Course of Training for Rugger Novices

Bananas eye the blender

Foot Golf

Cartoonists.

Automatic conscience clearer

Tim's hopes for his safer smoking device were to be dashed when it failed to fit through the door...

The cannibal's version of a vending machine.

He sold appliances.

Although they knew it had no practical applications, they couldn't help but be jealous of Jeb's shiny new 19-wheeler.

'Plus I found this great set of porridge bowls!'