Appliance Collector Pillows

"I'm in way over my head"

'I think it's time to tell him he was adopted, Honey.'

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

'It seats two comfortably.'

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!'

"I like wine gadgets more than I like the wine!"

As you like it - One way of catching fish

"What's that smell?" "A paper cut."

Hague Convention Defied! Failure of the new Tommy-Scalder.

"Please feel free to browse."

Mostly Identified Flying Objects

Doubling Gloucester Cheeses

Jazz Bagpipes

"Relax. I've come for your toaster."

"It's our largest truck...and it comes with a spare car."

Large Whist Party in Small Room

"I'll be honest with you, I have no idea what half of this equipment does, but it looks pretty cool, don't you think?"

Course of Training for Rugger Novices

Bananas eye the blender

Cartoonists.

Tim's hopes for his safer smoking device were to be dashed when it failed to fit through the door...

A toaster plays fetch

Cuckoo blender

Automatic conscience clearer

The cannibal's version of a vending machine.

Foot Golf

Although they knew it had no practical applications, they couldn't help but be jealous of Jeb's shiny new 19-wheeler.

'Plus I found this great set of porridge bowls!'

Silhouettes