Collecting Appliances Prints

He sold appliances.

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

Geeks and their dogs.

Old and new technologies

"This is our high-traffic, reinforced, heavy-duty model."

Why Running Away Together Is Not a Very Good Idea...

Mostly Identified Flying Objects

Origin of the 'spork'

What's that? A car phone. All I need now is a car.

'If you hire me, you'll get this lovely electrical water kettle for free!!'

"I'm going to name my new electronics brand 'New'."

Have you seen this toaster?

"He's just p****d off, because these days, I'm more popular than he is."

"Relax. I've come for your toaster."

Wangling War Films How to Make and Fake Them: III The Arrival of German prisoners at Margate Jetty by the Night boat from Boulogne.

'You can't tell a book by its cover, or a reading tablet by its high contrast, no-glare touch screen.'

The Tragic Story of a Man With a Pace Maker and A Witch With a Microwave.

Washing Line - "I thought you wanted a clothes dryer."

Girl who has been bought an oversized chatelaine large household items hanging from it

Wow. That was a lot faster. (Published originally on October 20, 2011.)

'Well, no wonder -- you should have had it winterized.'

'You've got irritable bowl syndrome.'

"I find things go around in cycles."

"Well I only know of only one family smart enough to know they can't live without an energy efficient clothes dryer! That's right . . . the sucker fish family!"

Bananas eye the blender

A toaster plays fetch

Cuckoo blender

'He has so much stuff, toys and gadgets so now we punish him by sending him to our room.'