Apple Symbolism Analyzer Gifts

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

Tree Passion

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'Before I undertake my journey, I require you to make me a warrior's headband.'

"Apple harvest."

"We need to find another fall activity to do with the kids."

'I don't think re-living your childhood means you can go apple scrumping in next doors garden.'

The discovery of gravity is put on hold after a chance encounter by William Tell and Isaac Newton.

Garden of Eden and scrumping

' Oh no! I'm being repossessed! '

Empty Nester Apple Picking - "Not THAT one, you idiot!"

People of the Fall

Adam and Eve in Paradise

'This stuff is a snap for me. I used to be a pharmacist.'

"What the... an apple?! Hey, I can make schnapps out of it and if you've had plenty of it, gravity pulls you to the ground!"

"This gives me a remarkable idea - tempered only by the realization that Archimedes, discovered the principle of specific gravity 200 years ago."

Flava Superba

'Leaves glow away...Apples fall to the ground...Ah, ha. Apples are heavier than leaves.'

Newton's more mundane brother - "That reminds me I must get some apples."

"Gerald Beeman? Eighteen years ago you were driving through Connecticut and threw an apple out the window. That apple landed in a field alongside I-95 and . . . well . . . I think I'm your son."

An apple a day.

Picked On

Isaac Newton discovered gravity and his neighbour Wilbus discovered Apple Sauce.

Newton regretted dabbling in genetic modification.

"Do you have these apples in green?"

'Forget about it. What's to say that Frobisher's apples are any better than the hedge fund he used to run?'

Metaphors.

"It's their idea of cute."

Final Exams Today

"Give my kid a passing grade and you could be looking at many more nice apples."