Apple Munchers Mugs

'Geez! Relax, Irene... I fell asleep eating an apple.'

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

Aliens watch the earth explode

The Directors Gut.

Adam and Eve in Paradise

"Like you, I'm a bit of a glutton, but I need to monitor my food intake otherwise I could be too heavy to fly..."

"This gives me a remarkable idea - tempered only by the realization that Archimedes, discovered the principle of specific gravity 200 years ago."

Flava Superba

It is nice to connect with family from other planets

'Any more napkins, Hon? Annie's got cone leakage.'

"Can we go see 'Home Alone 2'? My friend Jeffrey says it's an important picture."

Isaac Newton discovered gravity and his neighbour Wilbus discovered Apple Sauce.

Gamers

'Forget about it. What's to say that Frobisher's apples are any better than the hedge fund he used to run?'

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

"Of course, he always says it's not fit for consumption. He's a foodie."

"You're right. Watching them celebrate freedom before we abduct them is fun."

New arrival in Heaven sees a Manna vending machine.

Cake!

Castaway with popcorn holds up sign: 'SEND DENTAL FLOSS'.

"The food must be good here. Look at the drool on the menus."

"Now, … In place, run run as fast as you can."

Harper takes steps to ensure Canada's arctic sovereignty.

'Dude, seriously...Turn down the A.C.'

What Newton didn't see

'That's Newton's brother Fig...intelligent designer.'

Santa contemplates whether or not to leave presents.

'Whoa! Our waiter's online and you should see what he's saying about your tip!'