Holiday Muncher Mugs

Thoughtful kiddies' midnight snacks overtax my bulging slacks … The load I haul back to my shack is bigger than the one I packed.

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Camping-Pong

'See you in two weeks!'

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

Hold those deer to you near to you this Christmas.

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

Magazines layout Christmas issues months in advance so a woe of cartoonists is struggling to draw Christmas gags in the July heat.

"Cut down on the Ho-Ho's."

Santa, alien, easter bunny and sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

Chicken

A pilgrim driving a camper leaving the Mayflower ship.

It is nice to connect with family from other planets

"Put it on pause, son, and come to Thanksgiving dinner."

'Apparently we were wrong expecting him to return from vacation with renewed enthusiasm and vitality!'

'Happy New Year!'

"Did you know that someday astronauts may put themselves into deep hibernation to artificially shorten the grueling journey to their ultimate destination? Wake me up on Christmas morning."

The Day After a Long Weekend: "Monday?? Wednesday? There's no way to know!!"

'This is just a holiday tradition - It's nothing personal.'

Husband eats popcorn wife is stringing for Christmas tree.

"He's looking for the next big leftovers holiday."

Diet Enforcer

"I manage to avoid jetlag by just catching an earlier flight..."

'I love holidays!'

Flight Crew Holiday Treats

Large man uses 'Fat Nav' to lead him to large Christmas pudding.

The Last Throes of Summer and Real Life.

"Every family has one weird relative - if you don't know who it is, then it's probably you."

'I'm prepared to do something different as long as it offers me the same 364 days off a year.'

So glad you could make it!

"There'll be another case of deliberate nobbling if I get my hands on you lot."