Holiday Dieter Mugs

"Cut down on the Ho-Ho's."

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

'I'm eating less and drinking less, yet I'm still merry!'

"For keyhole turkey carving we use a 12 mm port in each flank and third in the midline."

Bowl Games.

"Too much salt?! Hey, I put a lot of sweat and tears into making that Christmas Pudding!"

Blowing out the Christmas Pudding.

What will I do with it? It will never fit in the microwave.

Kringle: The Decca Years

Huge Christmas Pudding

I love Sprouts

'I vote we throw caution to the wind.'

"Seriously? You went on a diet before Christmas?"

"Wow, another turkey sandwich?"

"I don't want to bust your diet so we're having turkey franks and pumpkin yogurt."

Too full after after Christmas dinner!

'I'll celebrate Christmas in a supermarket and you?'

Holidays are Here, Think!

Sanitizer

"Does anyone have a little corner left for a mince pie?"

'Great, more trans-fats and cholesterol!'

How to have the perfect Holiday Turkey!

'Santa standing on chimney reading 'Atkins Diet' book.'

Underneath an overweight.

The lifecycle of thanksgiving leftovers

Scot with a turkey at Christmas.

Christmas Ballet Tree.