Apple Advocate Gifts

Looking for something special for the apple advocate in your life? Our curated collection blends humor, creativity, and a dash of wit, ideal for showcasing their passion for all things apple. Whether they're baking, gardening, or just adoring the fruit, you'll find a thoughtful gift here that speaks to their unique enthusiasm.

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The Secret Thoughts of Trees

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'An apple a day may keep the doctor away but I prefer to rely on few antipersonnel mines in the garden to do the job.'

'An apple a day may keep the doctor away but I prefer to rely on few antipersonnel mines in the garden to do the job.' mockup

'An apple a day may keep the doctor away but I prefer to rely on few antipersonnel mines in the garden to do the job.'

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Trial by Media

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"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics." mockup

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

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"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech." mockup

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

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"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor." mockup

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

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Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day. mockup

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

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Thank you, Essential Workers

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Tree Passion

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Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

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Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

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Detention Center

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The problem is, too many people aren't the least bit particular about their arrows.

The problem is, too many people aren't the least bit particular about their arrows. mockup

The problem is, too many people aren't the least bit particular about their arrows.

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"They're class action figures."

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Human Rights for All

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The discovery of gravity is put on hold after a chance encounter by William Tell and Isaac Newton.

The discovery of gravity is put on hold after a chance encounter by William Tell and Isaac Newton. mockup

The discovery of gravity is put on hold after a chance encounter by William Tell and Isaac Newton.

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The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin. mockup

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

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' Oh no! I'm being repossessed! ' mockup

' Oh no! I'm being repossessed! '

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Garden of Eden and scrumping

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The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth. mockup

The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

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'They never let you forget that your intellectual property belongs to them.'

'They never let you forget that your intellectual property belongs to them.' mockup

'They never let you forget that your intellectual property belongs to them.'

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"'Disability benefits' they said... Not while there are perfectly good jobs as traffic cones to be had!"

"'Disability benefits' they said... Not while there are perfectly good jobs as traffic cones to be had!" mockup

"'Disability benefits' they said... Not while there are perfectly good jobs as traffic cones to be had!"

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The scales between gluttony and hunger mockup

The scales between gluttony and hunger

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"Who knew we'd be a desirable demographic?"

"Who knew we'd be a desirable demographic?" mockup

"Who knew we'd be a desirable demographic?"

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"What the... an apple?! Hey, I can make schnapps out of it and if you've had plenty of it, gravity pulls you to the ground!"

"What the... an apple?! Hey, I can make schnapps out of it and if you've had plenty of it, gravity pulls you to the ground!" mockup

"What the... an apple?! Hey, I can make schnapps out of it and if you've had plenty of it, gravity pulls you to the ground!"

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"I'd like to report a case of historical sexual abuse in the sixties. I'd like to - but I can't!"

"I'd like to report a case of historical sexual abuse in the sixties. I'd like to - but I can't!" mockup

"I'd like to report a case of historical sexual abuse in the sixties. I'd like to - but I can't!"

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'How the serpent tempted Eve.'

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"I thought I'd try a Marie Antoinette for a change."

"I thought I'd try a Marie Antoinette for a change." mockup

"I thought I'd try a Marie Antoinette for a change."

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"Gerald Beeman? Eighteen years ago you were driving through Connecticut and threw an apple out the window. That apple landed in a field alongside I-95 and . . . well . . . I think I'm your son."

"Gerald Beeman? Eighteen years ago you were driving through Connecticut and threw an apple out the window. That apple landed in a field alongside I-95 and . . . well . . . I think I'm your son."

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