Appendix Appreciation Club Pillows

Forcibly removed from his home and his personal life ruptured, the appendix hitchhikes across america, searching for his purpose.

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

"You two seem oddly suited."

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

'Look mum and dad! They let me keep my appendix!' - A young book excitedly showing off his appendix to his arriving parents.

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

Shakespeare Quote

'All it needs is a ceiling fan.'

Fred and Nancy believed that their mutual love of a good sale would be enough to overcome 'the species issue'... but they were wrong.

In/Out/How did this end up on my desk?

"I hope he's wearing pants."

Disease-y Top

'Honestly, Harry. It's getting so I can't tell your scratching from the cat's.'

The Clueless Diver

Emile Zola takes a morning J'acuzzi.

An astronaut dowses on the moon.

Thank You to Vaccinators

"Cough"

'Are you sure this is just a mirage we're crawling through?'

'Lightening hit the band shell while the orchestra was playing...'

Nebraska Fans

"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."

Nicky Clarke sheep shearer

'Hey, this is not exactly what I had in mind when I paid for this Mystery Tour...'

"It's my emotional support animal."

"Nothing to be ashamed of, you know, after all, we're primates."

'Oh no, how do I tell them that I don't like Angel Food cake?'

"Why do I always get stuck at the Kids' Round Table?"

"Congratulations, sir, you've outlived the lot of them!"

"And if you press that one, someone will come in and tell you what a good job you're doing,"

"The money's not all that flash here, but you do get recognition for good work."

"May I focus my customer frustration on you with the understanding you're powerless and it's nothing personal?"

Water spurting from boy's ear while he drinks from a fountain