Appendix Appreciation Club Prints

Forcibly removed from his home and his personal life ruptured, the appendix hitchhikes across america, searching for his purpose.

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

The Pink Bantha

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

"You two seem oddly suited."

'And now, please stand and join us as complete amateur butchers our national anthem.'

'Look mum and dad! They let me keep my appendix!' - A young book excitedly showing off his appendix to his arriving parents.

Shakespeare Quote

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

Fred and Nancy believed that their mutual love of a good sale would be enough to overcome 'the species issue'... but they were wrong.

'All it needs is a ceiling fan.'

In/Out/How did this end up on my desk?

Disease-y Top

"I hope he's wearing pants."

'Honestly, Harry. It's getting so I can't tell your scratching from the cat's.'

The Clueless Diver

Emile Zola takes a morning J'acuzzi.

"Cough"

An astronaut dowses on the moon.

"I know you're upset with me and I'm getting the silent treatment. Thank you."

Thank You to Vaccinators

'Lightening hit the band shell while the orchestra was playing...'

'Are you sure this is just a mirage we're crawling through?'

"It's my emotional support animal."

Nebraska Fans

Nicky Clarke sheep shearer

'Hey, this is not exactly what I had in mind when I paid for this Mystery Tour...'

"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."

"Nothing to be ashamed of, you know, after all, we're primates."

"Why do I always get stuck at the Kids' Round Table?"

'Oh no, how do I tell them that I don't like Angel Food cake?'

"Congratulations, sir, you've outlived the lot of them!"

"And if you press that one, someone will come in and tell you what a good job you're doing,"

"The money's not all that flash here, but you do get recognition for good work."

"May I focus my customer frustration on you with the understanding you're powerless and it's nothing personal?"