Appearance Deceiver Pillows

'Well, Eddy may look a bit rough, but he's good at heart - last week, he bought stocks from a company which produces cuddly puppy toys in pink ballet dresses!'

"Extreme miming"

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

Turtle Hat

"Listen to me, Nathan. Chicks love bad boys."

The life of penguins.

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

Sportswasher's

'The Board's meeting at nine O'clock - you bring the smoke, I'll bring the mirrors.'

"How long do you think we'll get away with it?"

"It's a setup."

Crafty Fish.

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

'Try not to stare. Father Time hot hair plugs and botox.'

"See...polystyrene!"

Gardener of the Year.

"So all these years you never did yoga but just walked around carrying the mat?"

"They're not home.."

"Height is the only thing I'm capable of changing about myself."

How to throw your voice: 'I am guilty. I did it. I confess.'

'Aaaaaaaaawwwwww!'

"He's not a big, bad wolf, Gramps - he's a predatory insurance agent!"

"Oh, gosh, oh no, you've found me out..."

The AdRams Family no.17 - Chatroom identities

'Convention time in the liar's club.'

'I've been lying to you, darling. I'm not really Godzilla, King of the Monsters...'

look out it might be a fake

'OK you didn't eat the rabbit, I believe you; snakes are no strangers to plausible deniability.'

Dobbson's False Doorway Company A man has walked into an actual painted Trompe l'oeil False Doorway and has got knocked out .

'Wait -- look! All this time we've been fooled by a blue-screen background and wires!'

"I've learned the secret to a happy holiday season! When relatives come to visit...make sure they think you love the gifts they gave you last year."