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'Whe they said 'God is my Judge', I didn't realize He was a real attorney.'

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

"Needs to get a life"

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"It's true: no more burpees."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

A surprise in heaven

"I do tech support for the cloud."

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

Halo Frisbee.

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"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

"Oh, no! We've inadvertently gobbled up our own parent company."

Saint Peter will sometimes put on a disguise just to play a prank on the new arrivals.

"Which part are you reading for?"

'This is way better than a litter box.'

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'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

"I told you to pack a damned sweater."

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

"Your long-range investments would have made you a very wealthy man."

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

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"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent."

"Even if I did believe that he was communicating through you. I'm afraid it's too late to change the will now."