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'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"It's true: no more burpees."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"Needs to get a life"

A surprise in heaven

"I do tech support for the cloud."

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

Halo Frisbee.

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"Which part are you reading for?"

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

"Oh, no! We've inadvertently gobbled up our own parent company."

Saint Peter will sometimes put on a disguise just to play a prank on the new arrivals.

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

"I told you to pack a damned sweater."

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'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

"Your long-range investments would have made you a very wealthy man."

"Thank you, Mr. Mulvaney, but what we're really looking for is someone with talent."

"Even if I did believe that he was communicating through you. I'm afraid it's too late to change the will now."