App Overloader Pillows

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

Music downloads

Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

'Read any good Apps lately?'

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

"Your job is to build an app that replaces you."

'When they came up with a 'do your homework' app, then I'll know technology can really make life better.'

All the apps hidden within a phone

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

'Normally, this project would require weeks of research and verification...but luckily there's an app for it.'

God's Phone

"You need the toilet. . . hang on I think I've got an app for that."

'We don't have a cure for your ailment but there is an appropriate app available.'

"I have an app for that."

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."