App Overloader Prints

Everyone clear on the rules for Rudy's intervention? Totally lost. This appears to be a selfless act on your part. That makes zero sense to me. Please. I care about Rudy. His addiction to iPhone apps is a serious problem for him. That cuts into his ability to wash dishes and clean the dog @#$% off the soles of my shoes. Thank you.

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"Simplified application form? . . . This IS the simplified application form!"

Music downloads

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.

'Read any good Apps lately?'

'The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? Ok, hold on...I think I've got an app for that..'

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

"Your job is to build an app that replaces you."

It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother. Why's that? House of Java .Net Cybercafe. Because how a man treats his mother is a good indicator of how he'll treat a girlfriend. That's why I created an app that calls your phone and displays a photo of you hugging your mom whenever a gorgeous lady is within three feet of you. It also displays a nice, sweet lady whenever you're within three feet of your mom.

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

'When they came up with a 'do your homework' app, then I'll know technology can really make life better.'

All the apps hidden within a phone

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

'Normally, this project would require weeks of research and verification...but luckily there's an app for it.'

God's Phone

'We don't have a cure for your ailment but there is an appropriate app available.'

"You need the toilet. . . hang on I think I've got an app for that."

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

"Your driver will arrive in 4...9...17 minutes after three accidental loops around the airport."