Apology After A Wild Night Pillows

"And the next thing I knew, I was kissing her, and two of her friends, I think one was a dude, then we all did Ecstasy, rented a limo, and went to Vegas—but I swear that's all that happened."

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

"What do you mean?! That apology is the best piece of fiction I've ever written!"

Colin could see that his competitor had obviously done his market research.

Sorry

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

"I'm sorry, Arthur. I've decided to secede from our marriage."

"I forgive you, Bumpty."

Hyacinths

With his mothers persuasion, Joe decided to 'come clean' to the police!

"OK, what have you done?"

"Better get two dozen. She won't be able to hit you as hard with both arms full."

"Of course I'm sorry for whatever it is I'm supposed to have done."

Very sorry

Greeting Cards

"Sorry I'm late, I've brought cappuccinos for everyone."

"I'd like to get something for my wife. Do you have any olive branches?"

'Next time you apologize, try to do it with no strings attached. String can be very distracting.'

Remorse code

Man looks for wife help from machine.

'I'm trying to make restitution for shredding the sofa.'

"I'm still waiting for an apology!"

'Let's pretend we're married so we can have a fight!'

Feeling guilty? Florest

Booger-Boy Scandal 4: 'I just need to craft the text well enough to shut everyone up. . . I sincerely wish they'd all shut up and go away.'

'Would you believe, humble pie?'

'I'm not sure what you did wrong but it must have been a doozy!'

'If you're not sorry then I'm not sorry. . .but if you're sorry then I'm sorry.'

I need a not to expensive gift that doesn't hurt when thrown to my head.

'Awfully glad you could make it,old boy and please excuse the gloves,won't you?'

'Bob forgot your birthday. He went fishing instead. So he sent you this Excuse-O-Gram. In hopes he won't end up dead.'

'Kevin, I'm sorry for losing my temper on the eighteenth. Ah I see they removed the flag alright.'

'Something that says I'm sorry without admitting liability.'

'If it's any consolation, I'm sorry I blew my top this morning.'