Aphrodisiac Enthusiast T-Shirts

"It's a gift for my husband. Something with an aphrodisiac would be good!"

"Sign my yearbook?"

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

Frog flirting.

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

"Bonk!"

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

Truth

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

By the year 2500, 1 in 10 academics will devote their entire career to divining the meaning of the word 'sussudio'.

Frog Prince thinks: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horsefly.'

Frogs

These Sales Reps get more aggressive every year.

"36% of our focus group suffered from the side effects, while 14% enjoyed them."

'Gotta go - business is hopping

'Ralph, I'm gonna' need wings on the fly!'

'As for myself, I never thought I was that interesting.'

"Stop your whining: as a teenage toad, I had to deal not only with acne, but with warts too..."

"hmm. Mother Nature's definitely trying to tell us something here."

Warning: Cathartic manifestations of childhood trauma next 5 miles

Turtle crossing road: 'Phew! A couple time I saw my life crawl before my eyes.'

"Relax, Hargraves, … we're all 'Muckety-Mucks' here."

"Waiter - there's no fly in my soup!"

'Here are our hot new drugs for fall.'

Gigolo Diary

Fruit and Vegetables - protestors signs read 'Stop this brutality' and 'Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants'.

Frog Family Selfie

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

"Of course I love you, ... I just don't want pollywogs."