Aphrodisiac Enthusiast T-Shirts

"It's a gift for my husband. Something with an aphrodisiac would be good!"

"Sign my yearbook?"

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

Young Dr. Dolittle.

Frog flirting.

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

"Bonk!"

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

Truth

By the year 2500, 1 in 10 academics will devote their entire career to divining the meaning of the word 'sussudio'.

Frogs

Frog Prince thinks: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horsefly.'

These Sales Reps get more aggressive every year.

'Gotta go - business is hopping

The start of a clinical drug trial. Your honor, we will prove beyond a reasonable doubt this pill is both safe and effective.

"36% of our focus group suffered from the side effects, while 14% enjoyed them."

"hmm. Mother Nature's definitely trying to tell us something here."

'Ralph, I'm gonna' need wings on the fly!'

"Oooh, that one was a bit gamey."

'As for myself, I never thought I was that interesting.'

"Stop your whining: as a teenage toad, I had to deal not only with acne, but with warts too..."

Warning: Cathartic manifestations of childhood trauma next 5 miles

Turtle crossing road: 'Phew! A couple time I saw my life crawl before my eyes.'

"Of course I love you, ... I just don't want pollywogs."

"Relax, Hargraves, … we're all 'Muckety-Mucks' here."

Frog Family Selfie

'Here are our hot new drugs for fall.'

Fruit and Vegetables - protestors signs read 'Stop this brutality' and 'Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants'.

Son, it's time you grew some legs and moved out.

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

"Waiter - there's no fly in my soup!"