Aphid Adversary T-Shirts

Cover story: Plant World.

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

"Careful. That house has a taser."

"I did seize the day. But then it seized me right back and used some kind of jujitsu move to flip me on my ass."

'Ed,did you remember to bring the insect repellent?'

The Last Mosquito

"See you next month...I'm taking the wife and kids to Disneyworld!"

Rest distracted by moles.

"It seems like a good idea, but is it scalable?"

If everything worked like an app.

Mosquito Carry Out

Fighting the Yellow Fever Mosquito

'OK, pal, you've called me a little shrimp for the last time - let's see what you're made of!'

Year of the Seagull: Scarecrow on car's top losing it's battle in chasing gulls away

"We took care of our leaf problem a long time ago."

Phlox

Rage Against the Washing Machine

'No spiders were harmed in the eradication of your cockroaches.'

Chess With Gorilla

'It's the only exercise he gets these days. Fly swotting'.

West Fester is soo dull! Nobody interesting lives here. I beg your pardon! Except you, Nana! Thank you, sweetie. Now I've got to get back to killing aphids! Wow! We're more interesting than I thought. Who knew a mass murderer walked among us? Then on to drowning beetles.

"Are you sure the itsy bitsy spider went up there?"

"Uh oh, we've landed near a nest ... Hand me the bug spray."

That afternoon, Colin's fear of spiders was to come to a head!

'Ab Lawson's cholesterol farm'

'When life gives you lemons - Drink your gin with a twist.'

"I finally won my battle against those little aphids that crawl all over my squash!"

"No, it's not a spider, Mr. Macho, it's a bit of lint from your sock!"

"Stand aside, Gruenwald! It's the computer I'm blowing away!"

Supermarket self-service checkout stress.

"He used to think he was his own worst enemy..."

"The supermarket had broccoli?? Dang, where are the supply chain disruptions when you need them?!"