Apartment Organizer Pillows

"Call me when you've learned how to have an adult relationship with your apartment."

Let's get organized

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

Fittd shēt

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

Ironing day.

"Twenty five years... I think it's time we renew our towels."

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

The family picnic is at 5. Would you please boil the eggs, Twig? And Teddy? Go clean out the cooler! Oh! Grab the badminton set, too. Stop. Your little cousins will need entertaining! Leave it to mom � To take the independence out of Independence Day.

"Having all the kids at home is a big adjustment."

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."

"I can't party like I used to, I've got enough Tupperware"

'Whenever Mat gets a little over-confident, I tell him to try to fold a fitted bed sheet.'

Dust Bunny

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

"You notice all the books behind me...one of these days I'll get around to read one."

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

"What already?! You're the one who told me I needed professional help."

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"He lives in a block of flats"

"Yup, looks like your bookcase is full. You might want to start thinking about getting a new one."

"Hey, look - Mom left us an internal memo."

"At 11 am Josh has maths, Oli has history, Sarah has English, and I have zumba. 4 classes, 3 devices."

Summer Outing Planning

Excess Baggage: The younger the traveler, the greater the amount of luggage required.

Irons In The Fire

Untidy bedroom

"And these are the Andersons, our tenants."

Carpet Cleaner.

"I'm sick and tired of black."

"Crap! I forgot to put my car in the garage again!"

"Apparently it's my fault, somehow, that we have an S.U.V."

His and Hers Garage

"Well, they have to hibernate somewhere...and your airing cupboard is no exception."

"I'm going to need your room cleaned by end-of-day."